So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school.
===> Your name is Dirk Strider. It wasn’t long ago that the Zombie Apocalypse started and you’ve already found yourself injured and alone. Your former friends lost contact with you shortly after it began…and your only salvation has been this warehouse. But it won’t last for long….and you really just want to know where the people you care about have gone.
TT: Roxy? Jane?
TT: Anyone? Is anyone alive out there?
==> Your name is ROXY LALONDE. You’ll be the first to admit that you suck at treating your own WOUNDS. You’ve been on your own for quite some time after you lost contact with your friends, and you’re starting to think that they’re all DEAD. It’s okay, though; at least you’re DRUNK.
TG: o well
TG: s not like im not used to bein alon
===> Your name is DAVE STRIDER and it sucks to say you’ve already been infected to Hell and back. You were separated from your brother in a horde, only to find you were sorely mistake when you thought you’d survive this.
TG: its not all that bad though
TG: the pain stopped after a while
Every Homestuck Death
Well, I’ve done it.
I’ve made a list of EVERY SINGLE DEATH of Homestuck.
Here you are.
Beta Guardians ==> Alpha Kids
1. dip a spoon of gallium in a glass of hot water
2. make a bubble with smoke instead of air
3. dissolve the tablet in weightlessness
4. set fire to the energy-saving lamp
5. push two identical clouds of smoke
6. create a vacuum in the empty tank
7. set fire to the smoke from the candles
8. overturn the glass with smoke
9. pour the hot solution in a plastic cup [x]